How girls put on their pants:
*Left leg*, *Right leg*, ” Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.
it’s just a leg in the left
AND THEN A LEG IN THE RI-I-I-I-IGHT
put your hands on your hips
SHIT THESE JEANS ARE TI-I-IGHT
THEN IT’S A PELVIC THRUST
THAT REALLY DRIVES U INSA-A-A-AANE
ALL THE AWARDS FOR THAT
if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
THIS FUCKING TEXT POST JUST STARTED THE BIGGEST DEBATE IN MY MATHS CLASS BECAUSE I READ IT OUT LOUD AND WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A) YES YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IN THEORY BUT B) YOU WOULDN’T BE TO SEE BECAUSE THE LIGHT WOULD PASS THROUGH YOU AND THEREFORE PASS THROUGH YOUR RETINA.
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
that was adorable and heart breaking
During the dress rehearsal of the 12/7/2013 episode:
Taran delivers a line during The Weekend Update that doesn’t go over well with the audience at all, which Seth finds absolutely hilarious and then rips the card apart.
How can anyone not love these guys
Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins Premiere - Saving Mr. Banks Premiere
"Dazzle camouflage, also known as razzle dazzle or dazzle painting, was a family of ship camouflage used extensively in World War I and to a lesser extent in World War II. Credited to artist Norman Wilkinson, it consisted of complex patterns of geometric shapes in contrasting colours, interrupting and intersecting each other.
Unlike some other forms of camouflage, dazzle works not by offering concealment but by making it difficult to estimate a target’s range, speed and heading. Norman Wilkinson explained in 1919 that dazzle was intended more to mislead the enemy as to the correct position to take up than actually to miss his shot when firing.
Dazzle was adopted by the British Admiralty and the U.S. Navy with little evaluation. Each ship’s dazzle pattern was unique to avoid making classes of ships instantly recognisable to the enemy. The result was that a profusion of dazzle schemes was tried, and the evidence for their success was at best mixed. So many factors were involved that it was impossible to determine which were important, and whether any of the colour schemes were effective.”
"Commander! What should we do?!?!"
*looks up dramatically*
"give em the ol razzle dazzle"
44/75 random beautiful people ◍ c a t e b l a n c h e t t
Catwoman, by Mindy Lee.
well i’ve been afraid of changing
Bold means within the last year.
Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry, Weird Al, Toby Keith (twice), Brooks & Dunn, Dierks Bentley, Sugarland, Kenny Chesney, Uncle Kracker, Inhale Exhale, I Am Terrified, Outrun the Gun, Though She Wrote, Philmont, State of Emergency, Abide in Me, Christ Centered Music,…
I saw the Darkness again, whoop. Also with Hell or Highwater.
Edit (8/3/13): Tumblr won’t let me reblog this post again, but I saw REO Speedwagon and Styx on Sunday.
Edit (10/25/13): On October 15, I saw Throw the Fight, Stars in Stereo, and Bullet for My Valentine (again!). Awesome, as always.
Last night (12/8/13) I saws Stars in Stereo again, Redlight King, and Halestorm (for the third time!). Epic.